I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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