So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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