Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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