ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You're like the curious george of whores
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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