Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
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I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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