Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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