I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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