Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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