I must be too annoying 4 u.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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