Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
it's great music for shaving your balls
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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