Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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