My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wish you could order shots online.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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