I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I think I just sharted jello shots
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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