Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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