so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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