Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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