At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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