You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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