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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.

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• (626): View more from California

  im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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• (972): View more from Texas

  we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?

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• (323): View more from California

  He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.

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