So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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