Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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