Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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