plz talk dirty to me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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