So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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