So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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