I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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