so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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