I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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