My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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