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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I enjoy the company of your penis
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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