I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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