P.S. I can't hear my feet
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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