I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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