in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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