She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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