Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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