Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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