based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dicks are not precious.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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