remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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