OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
