Already got asked if we're dating
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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