Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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