they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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