why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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