Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
