I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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