North Korea, Best Korea!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
did i walk over a car last night?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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