Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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