Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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