I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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