i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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