youre lurking in front of me
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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