I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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